*Best WhatsApp Messages SMS,Funny Messages SMS in English &Hindi

Hello, friends today I am happy because I am sharing my best collection of Best WhatsApp SMS, Messages, Funny SMS Messages in English & Hindi.Most of the people in India search WhatsApp SMS, Messages in Hindi because the mother language of India is Hindi In the Present whole world became smart everyone use smartphones and all peoples are smart at present so for the smart peoples I am bringing the best article.As we know when a smartphone user uses the smartphone He/she also use the best and smart application in the smartphone for all purpose luckily Whatsapp is the Best and most popular application on this time so every smartphone user uses the WhatsApp application

Best WhatsApp Messages SMS

WhatsApp app. is the best way to connect with your friends in all around the world WhatsApp connected to each other we can chat on WhatsApp anytime and anywhere it require only the internet mostly smartphone user communicate with each other via Whatsapp Facebook in this modern life and share feeling on these applications so here I am providing a list of Best Whatsapp Messages SMS Best Funny Messages SMS for you. WhatsApp is a most popular messenger application many people send SMS, Messages, Images, Videos etc. via WhatsApp with your friends so here I am providing the best collection of WhatsApp SMS, Messages, 
Funny SMS, Messages in Hindi below please check out the list and share with your friends.

Best Whatsapp SMS & Messages in English

I think today a smartphone is the mostly requirement for person who wants to online with friends on social media every smartphone user connected with friends on social media and share feeling with others and update with new information and also share best wishes SMS ,Messages to their loving one and share favourite Status,Quotes with friends for happiness.thus I am providing the Best Whatsapp Messages SMS in English for you

-One Man Coming In Bar.
 Man: “One Vodka Price”
 Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir”
 Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”
 Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir”
 Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”
 Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”
 Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”
 Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here.


-"Value of relation"
 is not that how much you feel happy with someone . .
 But it is that so
 how much someone feels ALONE without you!

-An Old man had 8 hairs on his head.
 He went to a Barber shop.
 Barber anger and asked:
 Shall I cut or count?
 Old man smiled and said:
 "Colour it!"
 LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.

-A new day has started, set new goals,
 work with a new enthusiasm,
 dedication, and zeal.
 Wishing you a wonderful morning have a successful day!

-Sun glows for a day;
Candle for an hour;
Matchstick for a minute;
But a wish glows forever.
Here is my wish for a glowing Diwali and glowing life!

 Best Funny WhatsApp SMS & Messages in English

every people have some funniness so they make some fun with friends and share feeling with friends sending the Best Funny SMS & Messages so here I am posting some Best Funny SMS & Messages for Whatsapp in English so you check these article and choose the best status for sharing with your friends.


--A boy at Marine Drive in romantic mood to his girlfriend:
“I can see the whole world in your eyes.”
One Mumbaikar was passing by. He asks,
“Arey Ghatkopar pe traffic hai kya dekh na please.

-An old farmer wrote a letter 2 his innocent son in prison:
"This year I'm unable 2 plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground. I know if u were here u would've helped me."
Son Replied: "U idiot, don't dig the ground, I have hidden the guns there."
Police read the letter, next day the ground was dug by the police, searched for guns but nothing

-Silence is the most powerful scream.
Remember it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
I never see the forest for the tree.
nothing to display just looks at me.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman
Live your life and forget your age.

-A 54-year-old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near-death experience.

Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up ?”

God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color

Finally, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
“You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”

(You’ll love this)
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God replied:
“I couldn’t recognize you!”

Aur Karo makeup


-I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too

Best Funny WhatsApp SMS & Messages in Hindi

In our country Indian, some people use the Hindi language for talking to each other and communicate in the Hindi language they also use smartphones in present many smartphones in the market they have also working with the Hindi language.These peoples also use the social networking sites and share feeling according to his/her mood so here I am presenting the Best Funny Whatsapp SMS & Messages in Hindi
according to your requirement 

Best Funny WhatsApp Messages SMS

-Kejriwal Ka Funny Formula

पानी बचाने के लिए केजरीवाल का नया क्रांतिकारी कदम,

नहाने के अलग-अलग दिन निर्धारित:-

पुरुष:- सोमवार, बुधवार, शुक्रवार

स्त्री:- मंगलवार, वृहस्पतिवार, शनिवार

बच्चे:- केवल रविवार

बच्चो में ख़ुशी की लहर…
धन्यवाद केजू चच्चा!


-Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..

Aaj Apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota

-बच्चा:- मम्मी गांधीजी के सर पर बाल क्यो नही थे ????
मम्मी:- क्योकीं बेटा वो केवल सत्य बोलते थे…. .. . .
बच्चा :- अब समझ मे आया की औरतो के बाल लम्बे क्यु होते है…

--Ek ladki thi deewani is

Mobile lekar chalti thi

Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke

Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi

Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi

-

.
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai

Aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
Ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai



-लड़का लड़की को देखने गया, और उसका पहला सवाल ही आख़िरी बन गया...
जब उसने पूछा...
"क्या तुम इंग्लीश हेंडल कर लेती हो..?"
और लड़की बिंदास होकर बोली... "सोडा हो तो देसी भी चल जाती है

-प्रशन-: लडकी क्या है??? ????.
उत्तर:- लडकी वह है जो किसी शादी मेँ जाने से

पहले

फेश वॉश

फेश स्टिक

कॉन्सलर

आई शैडो

मस्कारा

लिपस्टिक

लिप ग्लोज

लिप पेन्सिल

आई लाईनर

फेश क्रीम

फेश पाउडर

काजल

ब्लश ऑन

नेल पॉलिश

बॉडी स्प्रे

परफ्यूम

और साथ मेँ हील और एक अच्छा सा ड्रेस

पहनने के बाद

अपनी फ्रेँड से कहे

“यार जल्दी जल्दी मेँ मैँने

तो कुछ किया ही नहीँ????

????

Best WhatsApp Messages SMS in Hindi

प्रश्न:- लडके क्या है ?? ????

उत्तर:- ये वह है जो शादी मेँ जाने से पहले

अपने दोस्त को फोन करके पूछते

है

“यार नहाना है या नहीँ ।

और दुसरा दोस्त कहता है

“कौनसे तेरे बाप की शादी है , , ,

मुँह धो के आ

जा…???

-दामाद 14 दिनों से ससुराल में था.

सास :- दामाद जी कब वापस जा रहे हो..
दामाद :- क्योँ

सास :- बहुत दिन हो गये..
दामाद :- आपकी बेटी तो छ: छ: महीने मेरे यहाँ रहती है..

सास :- वो तो वहाँ ब्याही गयी है..
दामाद :- और मैं क्या यहाँ अपहरण करके लाया गया हूँ


-Ladka (Ladki se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai.
Ladki : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.
Ladka : Kya yar… ! Sala tum fado to fashion aur Hum fade to sidha Police Station

-दो अक्षर की मौत और तीन अक्षर के जीवन मे,
ढाई अक्षर का दोस्त हमेशा बाजी मार जाता हैं!


-Boyfriend on mobile:
Hey baby; what r u doing.?
Girlfriend: Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu..sone jaa rahi hun
and U, sweet heart.?
Boy:
Mai Cinema Hall main,
Tere piche baitha kar popcorn kha raha hu kaminiiiii!!

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